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Angelic Infants: How You've Been Saving Mom's Life Since Infancy

Babies… they go by many descriptions: miracle of life, bundle of joy, little treasure, or the best decision of ‘my' life. Heartwarming announcements of their arrival grace our Facebook pages and are immediately followed by pictures of smiley, gurgling, adorable blobs of miniature humans. Everywhere, Mothers proclaim loudly and enthusiastically that their newly-minted creations are purely angelic.

A Tale of Homicidal Infants: How You're Slowly Killing Mommy

It's a boy! It's a girl! It's twins!!!

Overly excitable pregnancy posts are an unavoidable Facebook theme. Cliché pregnancy announcements are easily identified by a close-up of powder blue onesies or the tiniest pink booties, and each is accompanied by the same tale of overwhelming beauty! Can there be anything more magnificent and innocent than a new baby?

This is the fairytale American culture would have you believe.

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